This morning, dear beloved got a last minute call asking him if he could work today ... that was on my way to work. So he took the car and i obviously had to go back home by bus.
Normally, my bus takes 34 minutes to get to the bus stop i get off at.
Today it took 19 minutes.
Speed bumps? What speed bumps? You want to get off at this stop? Who the hell do you think you are? And that bloody bus in front, move! you, slow ass! What do you mean there's no overtaking here? Whatever.
And damn you people for ringing the "i get off here" bell.
Dear Unit-169 ... your Jesus Christ stickers will do you no good. Nor your rosary.
But thank you for getting me home in no time ;)