Sunday, May 09, 2010

Ever Wonder ...

... why the sun lightens your hair but darkens your skin?
... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (FYI, i can)
... why don't you ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?
... why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
... why is that doctors call what they do "practice"?
... why is that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "start"?
... why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
... why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
... why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
... why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food?
... who tastes the new and improved dog food?
... why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes?
... why do they sterilize the needle in lethal injections?
... why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
... why the call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe?

And last but not least ...

If "con" is the opposite of "pro" ...
Is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?

That's it for today ... Hope you enjoyed ...


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