Thursday, June 10, 2010

Lady Gaga & Me

Guess this post will not fall in the category "me and ..."
Anyway.

Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
 
Lately, i have been obsessed by Lady Gaga. Especially that "telephone" song of hers! OK i admit i listen to it like 20 times in a row (now playing as i type). Can't stop watching all her videos, listening to all her songs. My obsession is more on the person she is than what her songs talk about or her music is all about. She is so very intrigating. To me at least but i dare say to a lot of people as well.

K-kinda busy

K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

I dont like all her songs but i admire how much she dares doing crazy stuff. I mean we all are neurotic crazy freaks, some more than others but i mean she takes freakiness to a whole different level. And for that, she gets all my respect. And admiration. Not that she really needs it but she gets it anyway ;)

Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me, you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.



So now i am desperate to get "telephone" as my ringtone but either i'm a complete idiot and cant find a free way to do it, or it's really not available. Yes i know i have a blackberry and NO FREAKIN' CLUE! Pathetic. Oh well. Up until recently, cel phones were just that, CELLULAR PHONES. Not bloody radio station, camera, DVD player and laptop with internet. So all the extra curricular assets of a cel phone, well, i'm not quite there yet. The only thing i figured out pretty damn quick was the chat. My dear beloved chat.

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.



But back to my issue here. I NEED LADY GAGA's TELEPHONE SONG AS MY RINGTONE.
NOW.
ANY help is welcome.
But i NEED this ringtone.
ASAP.

My phone rings non-stop on cruise ship days and that would be nice to have a song actually saying: stop calling, i dont want to talk anymore. Very appropriate. I'll probably miss all my calls just to listen to that song which has been screaming in my head for the past week 2 days.

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

And now her new video Alejandro is out, it got 3 MILLIONS views in 24 HOURS and guess what?
I CAN'T WATCH IT.
Because of that stupid internet.
So i'm frustrated.
Again
ALL OVER AGAIN.
Especially since it apparently brought a lot of controversy, and a lot of buzz, and because i'm curious now i want to be like the other 3 millions crazy asses who're fascinated by Gaga's insane audacity.
 
Not that I don't like you,

I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired
of my phone r-ringing.

Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Wooooo. And one more time before i go to bed!
Stop calling stop calling i dont want to TALK anymore!
 
 
 
 
Damn! I wish i had the balls to hang out on the street in my underwears. Even though not too sure it'd be such a good idea here in Mexico!
 
What about that outfit for Halloween? Mmm, maybe it's gonna be too cold in October! Jaja. And there is no way i could WALK with shoes this high. Ok, i rule it out then :(
 
 
 
  

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